Pass the popcorn 'cause the Republican big tent
circus Republican nomination race just went bestial.
In response to a National Enquirer story investigating the allegations that family values candidate Ted
Cruz has had 5 mistresses, Ted Cruz goes on the record with his denial.
“Well, let me be clear. Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him.” Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz is considered a powerful public speaker and a man of eloquence but he may be best remembered as the only American politician
who publicly intellectualized copulating with rodents....
If this republican nomination process goes on much
longer; John Oliver will not have a job.
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